What it would have been...

Save for intervention from above, this would have been my personal write-up on the firm website:

Evangeline was born in 1980 at Mt. Alvernia Hospital (most people were born at KK). She graduated from Primary School with an illustrous aggregate score of 277. Her grades peaked at age 12 and it was all downhill from there.

Evangeline graduated from NUS in 2003 with an Honours degree in law and was the recipient of the Montrose Memorial Book Prize for Jurisprudence in 2002. She commenced her career with the Singapore Legal Service as a Deputy Public Prosecutor. In 2005, she joined the leading criminal law firm of Harry Elias Partnership. Tapping on her previous experience, Evangeline does criminal matters of all shapes and sizes. She is also involved in the firm's Construction Law Practice and General Civil Litigation groups.

Just some random information about Evangeline: she likes the colour green and would like to own a farm in Australia.