i KID you not

I don't wanna grow up.... I'm a toys 'r' us kid.....

Actually it's ok even if I'm not a toys 'r' us kid as long as I'm a kid.

Cos being a kid means that people around you have to constantly take care of you and watch out for you. You are thereby protected by a superior being without having to be concerned about your own interests.

Being a kid also means that you're fully entitled to do the stoopidest things in the world and say the dumbest things and the worse thing that can possibly happen is appearing with Bill Crosby on 'Kids say the Darnest Things'.

I loved being a kid cos it meant that I can sleep for hours and hours every day. There's simply nothing else to do.

I wanna be a kid cos people do not assume that you know better. You're just too young to know in most instances.

I would love to be a kid because generally kids are cute. Kids are the highlight of Chinese New Year, basically the attention grabbers at all family functions.

The ultimate best thing about being a kid is that you start on a clean slate of health, a heart that's not been hurt or battered by life's storms. You're free to eat all the cholesterol laden foods and you're open to embrace any friendship or relationship without fear.

Bottomline: I don't wanna be an adult. Bleah.